... It's the Reaper Review!

wait. no. crud. it's only me.

yep. just Scott.

So anyways, i haven't logged on (and actually done anything) in what must be encroaching on a year now.

"But why, why scott? why havn't you been on?!"

I'll tell you imaginary sidekick impersonating someone who cares! It's because i'm lazy as all hell!

"Seriously?! You've been gone this long because you just didn't feel like taking the time?! I hate you."

Imaginary sidekick, don't make me dock your pay.

"Sorry boss."

Good boy. Anyways, yes, i just havn't felt like getting on this whole time. and yes, that listing at the top of 269 deviations unseen and 180 messages didn't help. Fact is that life also got in the way, as it often does. But nw i'm going to put at least a little more time into this place. and i also have ulterior motives, but that's another matter.

"So scott, will you now be posting much awesome art?!"

no, sidekick. I am not an artist. at least until equations and code become an accepted art form. and frankly, i don;t care to show off any 'art' i do. Also, any 'art' i make does not qualify as awesome. you, sidekick, are just psycotic.

"is that why i am in a straight jacket?"

No, you're in the jacket because you're a danger to society.

"Society tastes like chocolate!"

I'm sure it does.

"So scott, what ARE you going to do here?"

well, i'm probably going to do what i have always done. lurk, observe, chat some, and in general sow the seeds of madness!

"Did you make me insane?"

Considering you were born of my imagination, i suppose so. but also given that you're only in my mind, what does that say about me?

"May the world never have to find out."